Sunday, August 16, 2009

"Hal as in Hull not Hole; Ma-hull not Ma-Hole!"

1 cocky firang (one-liners below pics) + 1 jaded desi + the taj = guilt free bunk-work day :)

"Mumtaz had to have been great in bed!"

"You are a confused race of people."

P.S. When sarcastic firangs give you corny one-liners, you have 4 aces up your sleeve - Mr. Bush (not once, but twice), recession and the Grand Canyon (That now ma firangi dahling is 'Yo-Hole!'; a big hole is what it is!)

14 comments:

errormsg! said...

jaded desi? really? :P
and hey, we take pride in our confusion! we are confused, and we like it. so there.

errormsg! said...

PS: she probably was, you know.

:| said...

Nice. :))

Zeba said...

Haha...yeah we never thought of it that way. Mumtaz MUST've been freakin good in bed!

notgogol said...

@abagchi: was jaded that day. very jaded in fact. cos we spent the night previous trying to figure out a way to get into the taj at night. needless to say we were not particularly sober and the driver thought we were messing with him. so yeah, no midnight wah taj.

Yes we do! We are a confused lot, so screw u. (I didn't say that though - I just hinted towards the confusion faced by an average street kid in america when he doesn't know how many gifts to buy on Father's Day. Hinted. Just hinted. Honest.)

@soniya: :)

@zeba: agreed. But what sorta analogy can you draw with the leaning tower of pisa?

P.S. woman in me office shares ur name. she laughs like a rusted fan on full speed with the stop button having killed itself. when i hear her laugh, i feel like dying.

entwined said...

why is everyone headed to the Taj suddenly?..why the sudden sinking in to history? i wish i wasn't lazy to even step out of my door...phew...!

notgogol said...

@prachi: I had gone to that godforsaken city for work. Why else would I go there? But enroute Delhi-agra was mathura. It is a brilliant town with awesome food and even more superb lassi.

P.S. pethas suck!

kamna said...

Which firang was this? Sasha or ms. drummond? .....
i heard u were very unimpressed by the Taj? true?

notgogol said...

Sasha be nice sweet non-sarci india loving ozzie baba. This be ms. uptight from the USofthefrigginnA. Complete republican trash.

I was averagely-unimpressed with it. I've been more unimpressed with plenty - Citizen Kane, Priyanka Chopra, Federer, KL, Undhiyo :P Perhaps you could blame it on the company.

anoushka said...

Is sasha the one who calls u taWran ;-)??

One sec. Y do u have so many republican supporters in ur company? So much for open minded MNC, huh!

P.S. If mumtaz wasnt good in bed, im sure she at least allowed a few ménage à trois ;-) kyun?

anoushka said...

And haan, new born nephew pic - put it up blog or email ASAP.

notgogol said...

Yeah anu. She's the one.

I don't know. But I'm looking forward to dinner with two senior management folks in mid september. One's a strong republican obama hating redneck and the other one is an african american woman. Should be fun :)

P.S. ahem!

P.P.S. I haven't met him as yet. Bloody swine flu and being stuck in MP prevents me from going to Pune re :|

oRange* said...

lol, that 'exit-entry' pic says it all! we sure are a confused lot :P

cool blog btw!

notgogol said...

terima kasih!