1 cocky firang (one-liners below pics) + 1 jaded desi + the taj = guilt free bunk-work day :)
P.S. When sarcastic firangs give you corny one-liners, you have 4 aces up your sleeve - Mr. Bush (not once, but twice), recession and the Grand Canyon (That now ma firangi dahling is 'Yo-Hole!'; a big hole is what it is!)